IF YOU SKIPPED THE 'WORK' PAGE WITH MY EMAIL ADDRESS ON IT YOU'RE A DICKHOLE BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE WHAT'S A WEBSITE WITHOUT A CONTACT PAGE? ALSO, IS IT OUT OF CHARACTER FOR A WEBSITE TO HAVE A HEADING THAT IS TWO SENTENCES LONG? 

Anyway, just give me all of your personal details and maybe also the name of your first pet and your Mothers maiden name. 

Luff you. 

(Recommend starting them young. You can have that parenting tip for free. You lucky prick.) 

(Recommend starting them young. You can have that parenting tip for free. You lucky prick.) 

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