How To Have A Perfect Birth

Damn, I love birth stories. I wouldn’t recommend listening to ANY story that isn’t fucking lovely and perfect until after you have birthed a child though. Actually, scrap that. Don’t listen to anything. Don’t READ anything. Try to avoid planning anything all together actually, because at the end of the day whatever you think birth is- it’s fucking not. I don’t mean that in a Negative Nelly sort-of-way, I mean it in more of a you-can’t-fucking-plan-for-this sort of way. Birth is amazing and hard and incredible and fucking hard and life-changing but hard as fuck. It’s comical for the most part (when you’re not the one with a fucking human trying to leave you). But in HINDSIGHT (what a magical thing) it’s pretty funny.

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