I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT A MIKKI IS

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Mikki (or Mikaela to her Grandparents and maybe three other people) is a wildly famous writer. She travels the world with nothing but her 4b pencil (she's a commitment-phobe) and a pair of Havaianas. She writes inspiring poetry on the walls of famous streets, spreading her message of why you should never mix peppermint with genitals. 

She's also lying to you.

In reality she spends her time telling her one year old to "Stop being an asshole just because you have nice eyebrows". Sometimes Mikki writes about her feelings. Mostly she just swears and gives unsolicited advice. Either way nobody asked her anything and yet here she is with her own fucking website.

But what more could you want from a Blog?

"A free side of chips wouldn't be awful" I hear you say. 

WELL, luckily for you there's NO chips. But heaps of swear words.

I hope you don't (fucking) mind. 

Lots of Love, 

The person who wrote this bio who isn't Mikaela, but instead is just a completely objective random.