"Mikaela is an expert of absolutely nothing. Plus she swears more than my drunk Great Uncle." - My Mum


"Who is this?" - Rolling Stones


"God, she talks a bit of shit doesn't she?" - My Sister's Friend


"Please stop emailing us" - Cosmopolitan


"Sorry, who are you?" - Nice Old Lady At Local Woolies


"This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read" - My One Year Old