"Mikaela is an expert of absolutely nothing. Plus she swears more than my drunk Great Uncle." - My Mum

"Who is this?" - Rolling Stones

"God, she talks a bit of shit doesn't she?" - My Sister's Friend

"Please stop emailing us" - Cosmopolitan

"Sorry, who are you?" - Nice Old Lady At Local Woolies

"This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read" - My One Year Old